laurenjauregui hi is this the internet?

“I’ve been hurt so bad and I still love so hard. I admire my heart for that.”
— Alexandra Elle, Words from a Wanderer (via silentious)

REALEST zodiac sign stuff

  1. Aries: self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
  2. Taurus: nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
  3. Gemini: smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
  4. Cancer: dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
  5. Leo: most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
  6. Virgo: steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
  7. Libra: double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
  8. Scorpio: paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
  9. Sagittarius: funny but rude, one night stands big winner
  10. Capricorn: cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
  11. Aquarius: weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
  12. Pisces: sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites

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